Monday, September 28, 2009

home....

We are home and I'm slowly finding my way back into blogland.  One of the first blogs I read was Leslie's Textures Shapes & Color.  A beautifully written account of their getaway in a rustic cabin on the shores of Lake Quinault.    It opens with a serene photo of the lake at either sunrise or sunset.  As I read her account of their search for elk, I couldn't help but make comparisons between our two getaways.  She describes how before daylight she hears the sound of elk, so she gets up, makes coffee and they go out onto the deck to watch the sunrise - oh, god, the only thing I want to see before sunrise is the inside of my eyelids!  Rising before daybreak usually means a trip to the hospital or having to dress and go help someone change a flat tire on the interstate!  Then she describes the wildlife they see watching the sunrise and sipping their morning coffee.  The only wildlife we saw were two bunnies each morning!  They weren't wild bunnies, but escapees from a domestic cage that had made their home on the lawn of the resort.  Then she talks about how they drove to the next valley, hiked down to a river and just enjoyed the beauty all around them.  She could tell there had been some bear/bears earlier eating the berries along the river!  Okay, well, one of the first things Jim and I do when we are away from home is search for a place we can walk a couple of miles each morning.  The first couple of days we walked a very busy road.  Not very nice, but it got the job done.  Then we found a trail along the railroad tracks that was through a nice quiet section of wooded area.  So we are walking and I see something on the side of the path.
"Jim, what is this?"
"Hmmmm. Looks like bear scat."
"BEAR DOO DOO!?"
"Hmmm. Yes."
"Are you kidding?! That's a huge pile! The bear must be enormous!"
"Maybe."
He just keeps walking!
"Well, how old do you think that is?"
"Looks pretty fresh."
"PRETTY FRESH!!"
"Ya."
"Well, do you think it is still around?"
"I don't know."
"Well, I don't want to run into some ginormous berry eating bear!"  He just keeps walking - gotta get at least two miles done! "How much farther are we going?  Do you think we will see the bear?  What if there is more then one?  What do we do if we see it?"
He finally stops at a little creek - I continue my monologue about all the possibilities of horrible things that could happen should we encounter the monster that left the little mountain of bear doo doo.  Thankfully we head back.  On our return  walk, Jim spots several more little mountains of bear doo doo, pulled down small trees and broken branches where they were getting the highest berries.
"Hmmmm.  Well, we will go back to the road tomorrow I think", he says.
You think!!!????
Leslie describes a wonderful intimate dinner they shared at a lodge across the lake.  Well Jim and I had some nice meals out also, however, I got food poisoning and spent a day and a half sicker then a dog with extreme chills, vomiting and other very unpleasant side effects.  Of course our first thought was that I had contracted the Swine Flu and we wouldn't be able to get back into the US, so while I was laying in bed with a huge salad bowl perched on my stomach in case I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time, Jim was on the phone trying to talk to a medical anything to see if my symptoms were Swine flu like!  The next day I felt much better, but very wrung out, so we concluded food poisoning.  Leslie describes how they finally, very unexpectedly encountered the elk that they were seeking.  They  just appeared up in front of them crossing the road.  Well, Jim and I drove into town one afternoon and very unexpectedly parked right in front of one of the best shoe stores I've ever seen! OMG! I found these little red boots to die for, but alas, none my size! And that same afternoon I picked up phone messages from home and we had one from our bank informing us that there had been suspicious activity on our account - so that afternoon was spent on the phone talking with the fraud division at the bank getting false charges taken off our account from a gas station we had stopped at earlier in the day - they swiped our card 6 times for various amounts which alerted the bank and they alerted us! Oh, man.  Leslie has included very beautiful photos in her account.  I only took one photo.  This is it.



This is a picture of the highlight of my trip!  The weather was warm and sunny everyday so we swam almost everyday.  Well this was floating in the pool.  It's one of those styrofoam thingys that I've seen people use to float around with.  Well I thought I would give it a try.  I LOVED it!  Such a silly thing, but I just LOVED it.  It was so nice to just float about without any effort.  I was goofy about it.  I asked anyone who would listen to me if they had tried or wanted to try it!  So that's it.  That is pretty much our trip.  Leslie's trip reads like an article out of a travel magazine. Ours?, not so much - food poisoning, credit card fraud, a floaty thing you can get at Wal-Mart for $3, gorgeous red boots and a 800 mile drive home in one day!  You pick!

I did go into my workspace yesterday and touch everything.  I dropped off a painting yesterday that was picked for a juried show to open this Friday.  Will be back with some experiments I want to try later in the week.  Have a good one everyone!

27 comments:

Leslie Avon Miller said...

Jeane I am cracking up here! I am back at the ‘ol day job, sneaking a peek at the blog world, and laughing so hard I have tears in running down my cheeks! Food poisoning? I do feel badly for you about that misery! Bears tearing down small trees? Multiple piles of FRESH doo doo? I would have been plastered to Kurt’s side! But the shoe store – now that got me! I was starting to feel jealous about your new red boots when I found out that sadly, they had none in your size. Now that just wasn’t fair! At least you enjoyed your water noodle. Welcome home Jeane!

Annie said...

This is such a great post. "Jeanne and the bear" is such a great story. I know it was just behind you the whole time waiting to reach over and grab the next berries. I would have improved my sprint pb in no time if I had been there. Are you going to have a rest now you're home?

willow said...

I'll have to admit, your two trips do read very differently! Thanks for the giggles. Glad you're back. :)

lynne h said...

hee, jeane! well you've given us a good laugh!! and we love ya for that (as well as your art ; ).

welcome home...

xo

layers said...

I read Leslie's post earlier and felt calm, peacefulness, surrounded by the quiet beauty-- and then I read your post and smiled and laughed and felt relief that others can have goofy odd experiences like I do as well--- I think we need both kinds in the world.

Blue Sky Dreaming said...

Jeane, So so funny...I mean the part about the bear scat not the food poisoning part...loved that you discovered the "noodle" and saved the trip with some floating! Deep breath and return to the studio where going down the wrong road isn't so scary as VACATIONS! ha

artslice said...

What a trip... and the food poisoning- yikes! Glad you're back, Jeane.

Carol Wiebe said...

Totally hilarious! And I can't believe someone else says ginormous!
I would be nervous around fresh bear scat as well (especially a mountain of it, which means his last meal has gone through).

Who wants to be the next to go through?

And the noodle, what can I say, Jeanne? It's a very nice noodle and I am glad it brought you so much pleasure. I shall say no more.

Jo Horswill said...

Bears!!! OMG, only in the movies for me...
800 miles in one day...not bad, I did 1300km on the back of a Harley once (about 20 years ago)
Jeane, this was a funny read, glad your back safe...no bears in NYC is there??? :) xx

Zappha said...

We have had bears on our deck looking for food this summer. Welcome back from your vacation.

~Babs said...

HAHAHHAHAHA
Well, for everything but the food poisioning, that is.
Had read Leslie's post first,,and enjoyed it thoroughly, but omigosh
that fine lookin' noodle is just tops!
I will forever now think of you as Ruby Redshoes.

Jeane said...

first of all thank you to all who knew that the floaty thing is called a noodle - that's makes it even better - floating on a water noodle, how cool is that!

LOL! Leslie, we definitely had different getaways - and yes, alas, not a fabulous red boot in my size - I do hope to correct that in NY!

oh Annie, that is so funny, kind of - actually it is the one creature I'm terrified of, so to be casually walking through bear buffet country was a bit undoing! and yes, you are so right, I'm resting :))

hello Willow and thanks and I'm glad I'm back also!

hey Lynne - you are always so positive! and that makes me very happy! xxo

Hi Donna - well I'm glad to know that there are others out there whose lives get a bit topsy tervey also! - I felt the same way when I read Leslie's post - very peaceful - sigh :)

LOL! exactly right Mary Ann - arts' roadmap seems a little less stressful when it makes its turns! it's good to be home :) ahhhh, floating on the noodle was heaven....

Hi Brenda! - ugh, food poisoning - not my first time and it has definitely made me a bit gunshy and I'm glad I'm back also :)

trust me, I did not want to run into that bear! or bears and then of course we heard stories all the rest of the week about bear activity on that trail - ah, yes, my floaty noodle - mmmmm, it was really just the best!

Hi Jo - glad to be back also - bears in NY, probably not, but I would guess many wolves and foxes! can't believe we are only weeks away xxo

on your deck!?? - yikes! Zappha that would just terrify me - hope all is well in your world xxo

Hi Babs - okay, you have to inform me - who is Ruby Redshoes! :))

Kim said...

Oh dear it's hard to stop giggling to post in straight sentences. What a hoot. Sounds a bit like the holiday from hell though! OMG!!! BEARS!!! Now in Aussie I'm only worried about snakes, crocs and sharks so that's a pretty easy to avoid bunch of beasties, but bears!!! I would be leaving large steamy deposits of my own and walking water to get back to Oz at the mere thought of them!Now thats funny, the word verification is swearing, LOL!

grrl + dog said...

bear poop?

I know how scared you are of them. Well done for even walking.

And I didnt even ask for any poop...

ArtPropelled said...

Hilarious ....except for the food poisoning. Thanks for the laugh Jeane.

Daryl said...

Welcome home .. I tried one of those floaties when I was in VA lolling in the water off Gwynn's Island

real estate Richmond BC said...

Hey. Interesting reading! Sometimes our holidays don't succeed. But anyway I think that everybody has to make a break from time to time. I'm looking forward to do it by myself soon.

Good luck!
Jay

chewy said...

Great entertaining post. Noodles are great; one under my knees and one under my armpits to float cool and comfy.

Patrice said...

Red shoes/ elk - yeah, it's all in the seeking...

And those styro things are the bomb. I go chubby dipping with a group of friends down at Tallulah Gorge (at midnight, mind you) and we all take those tubey things to cavort with and upon.

The photo is so surreal - as if a mammoth's or narwhale's tusk is afloat in the deep...

Jeane said...

geez, Kim - I have to say, crocs, snakes and sharks are high on my 'avoid at all costs' lists! - scary beasties in every land! glad you stopped by :)

hello grrl! well it was alot of poop! that's for sure! and I was barely walking - I had injured my knee before we left, so I was doing a very slow hobble most of the time!

your welcome Robyn! laughter is always the best medicine! don't you think?

wasn't it just wonderful Daryl? - such a silly thing to give so much pleasure! xxo

hello and welcome Jay - hope your getaway is more restful then mine - glad you stopped by :)

mmmmm, two noodles - even better Chewy! next time for sure!

Patrice! chubby dipping? - how wonderful and at midnight! what a fab group of friends you have plus BONUS - noodles for everyone! how cool is that!

~Babs said...

Jeane, Not to worry,,,I only made her up.I like silly is all,,,,,
and Ruby can be very silly.

And I'll swear that blogger reads these comments before giving us the word verification thing.
Mine is: TWITYPE
hahahahhahha

Karen Cole said...

You are too funny.......and talented.

Your show looks wonderful and the thingy floating in the pool photo? Priceless. That was worth the whole trip

Shayla said...

Sounds like a narrow miss with some bears too. Jeane, you make all those disasters sound like a blast with that sense of humor of yours. At least they make for a good story. You deserve sympathy for sure for the food poisoning and credit card fraud. That sucks.

BLACK AND WHITE said...

Great post! and welcome back ...it is good to be home:)
I love the blue photo!

Lyn said...

There's no place like home, Aunty Em!! Funny, but I can relate to your story, bear poop and all.. Glad you're back, expect great things!

Derrick said...

Hi Jeane,

Just catching up on your holiday bliss. You're right, there are a few contrasts with Leslie's but you forgot to list the bear doo doo in your resume and THAT is something that you both managed to share!

Sorry about the sickness and fraud; hope both things are now well and truly sorted. Your photo makes a $3 floaty thing look exotic, other-worldly; great pic!

nancy neva gagliano said...

sooooooooooooo funny you are and even more so comparing to leslie's serene retreat....thanks.